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Wednesday, May 19, 2004

DIY Tips


Especially for the Arsehole -

1.   Never attempt major DIY when in the house on your own.

2.   Never attempt DIY when in the house on your own when suffering from a major hangover.

3.   Never attempt DIY when you are possibly still drunk from the night before.

4.   When purchasing a new power tool, remember to ask the seller for the safety leaflet that explains how to use it safely.

5.   When drilling a hole through a board, use a workmate (or some such thing) to hold the board steady.

6.   When drilling a hole through a board, do not hold the board with your hand.

7.   When drilling a hole through a board, do not hold the board with your hand in the exact place where you are drilling a hole.

He hasn't been in work all week - he has had several operations on his finger. I do not know how he got to the hospital, as his wife is away, and I imagine it was a nasty accident and I would guess for sure he passed out.

It would be tragic if it wasn't so damn funny. What a muppet!!!

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